ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

christinecanigula:

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

buzzfeeds:

the main reason i dread family events is because it is guaranteed someone will bring up the fresh prince of bel air remix rap i wrote about my grandma a few hours after she died to commemorate her life

phemiec:

phemiec:

Identity is a prison! Let yourself respond authentically to each moment as it arrives, without being bound to the narrative of who you think you are! The self is a construct! The truth of your existence is ever changing and infinite as the universe is ever changing and infinite! Abandon the stories of your past selves and be present and alive in this very moment! IDENTITY IS DEAD! THE SELF IS DEAD! YOU ARE ALIVE!

update: i just shaved my eyebrows off

asloversdrown:

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

vadersrespirator:

beyonslayed:

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

Cause he could feel it in the air.

salty-blue-mage:

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

shoegaze-babe:

Home

bongfucker:

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

wyldstallyn:

romaine lettuce e coli outbreak

2!!!!

nightdove: